I is difficult to find a doggy toy without a squeaker. The first thing we do when we get a toy for our dog is perform a squeakectomy. We don’t want to listen to them.
We’ve had two kinds of dogs: those that tear their toys apart and those that merely chew on them.
Our greyhound, Bluebell, loved her stuffed toys. She carried them around all the time, used the larger ones as pillows. In the 11 years she was with us she never damaged a toy in any way. It was as if they were her babies. Before she would accept a new toy as her own we had to rub it on her back to put her smell on it—unless it was a flimsily wrapped Christmas present that we handed to her. Then she understood that it was hers and she would open it and adopt it immediately.
I bought some cheap squeaker toys for my dachshund and the squeaker only lasted a couple of hours after he played with each one. What a waste of money!!!!
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
Squeakers
momofalex7 about 2 months ago
Good thing he mounted them on the wall instead of swallowing them.
Asharah about 2 months ago
Yep, that’s our dog
Superfrog about 2 months ago
Fluffy toys are an endangered squeakies.
PaulAbbott2 about 2 months ago
Wow, that’s ruff!
SHIVA about 2 months ago
Someone needs some anger management, now!!!!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 months ago
Got a cat? Oh, that was you.
dflak about 2 months ago
I is difficult to find a doggy toy without a squeaker. The first thing we do when we get a toy for our dog is perform a squeakectomy. We don’t want to listen to them.
We’ve had two kinds of dogs: those that tear their toys apart and those that merely chew on them.
Hamady Sack Premium Member about 2 months ago
Hah!
sprink56 about 2 months ago
We have two toy shredders at our home! Even the “Tough Toys”.
James Gifford Premium Member about 2 months ago
I have a squeaker from a dog toy that has YOUR DOG WON molded on it…
johnniemo Premium Member about 2 months ago
NO I DON’T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT I AM FINE!
johnniemo Premium Member about 2 months ago
I am hilarious in my own mind folks
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Excellent toon Mr. Coverly.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Took me a moment, then I saw the shredded toys. Yikes! And he looks so quiet.
David Illig Premium Member about 2 months ago
Our greyhound, Bluebell, loved her stuffed toys. She carried them around all the time, used the larger ones as pillows. In the 11 years she was with us she never damaged a toy in any way. It was as if they were her babies. Before she would accept a new toy as her own we had to rub it on her back to put her smell on it—unless it was a flimsily wrapped Christmas present that we handed to her. Then she understood that it was hers and she would open it and adopt it immediately.
the lost wizard about 2 months ago
Stop getting your trophies at the dollar store. :)
pripley about 2 months ago
Curiosity killed the…squeaky toy?
Thehag about 2 months ago
So cute!
Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago
Wall of sound.
lnrokr55 about 2 months ago
Thanks Speedbump for giving me my dose of absurd and hilarious animal humor for the day! Thanks!
Beowulf 406 Premium Member about 2 months ago
OK, squeekers. Took me a minute.
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 2 months ago
We had a cat named Rex ( short for T. Rex) that did this.
j.l.farmer about 2 months ago
I bought some cheap squeaker toys for my dachshund and the squeaker only lasted a couple of hours after he played with each one. What a waste of money!!!!