Herman by Jim Unger for July 11, 2024

Give her your invisible credit card

Sixty bucks for 50 crappy stiches. 60 for 50.

“No. No it won’t. The garment, for want of a better word, is yours.”

It was done by our back-up seamstress – She is a legend in fishnet repairs.

But the shirt is only worth 10 bucks

It’s in the back where you’ll never see it, like it’s invisible.

Guess you missed the real patch…

H-m-m-m-m That wasn’t where the tear happened.

Put on a coat or sweater when you wear the shirt, then the patch is invisible.

“We didn’t have your color fabric, so we included a discount.”

“Tell your friends about us!”

It’s on the back. Try it on. You won’t see it. It’s like it’s invisible.

Was he stabbed in the back?

Sorry, I must be in the wrong shop, see ya!

Questionable results.