The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 20, 2024

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    codycab  4 months ago

    Gross! I would know that because I used to do it.

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    AllishaDawn  4 months ago

    That does bring back memories. I still have that taste in mouth.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s for those aliens coming from Vega.

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hattie, you are a caution!

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s made By vegans not made With vegan ingredients. Truth in advertising.

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    I used to chew mine, but I grew out of it.

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    zzeek  4 months ago

    Kale flavored to discourage biting your nails.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 4 months ago

    I suppose it would be slightly better than eating paste.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    Or ever suck their thumb.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    What’s polished in Vegan stays in Vegan.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    It also says “No vegans were harmed in the testing of this product.”

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Biting ones nails is the most minor case of self-cannibalization.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    makes sense to me… gross though, not like I’m one to talk. :J

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    RavennaAl  4 months ago

    Reminds me of the time I saw organic cigarettes at the store. Yes, you read that right, ORGANIC cigarettes! For the health conscience smoker.

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    Strawberry King  4 months ago

    My niece is a vegan (I think). She might want to try it.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Perhaps water soluble as an emergency breath freshener? Awkward to be caught sucking your fingertips at classy restaurant.

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    Makes as much sense as anything else these days.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well , what else ?

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    assrdood  4 months ago

    I prefer the gluten free, no sugar, diet polish.

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    pat sandy creator 4 months ago

    nailed it!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Put a vegan label on it and you can raise the price by at least 60%. Those vaganites are a sucker for labeling.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Best reason I’ve heard so far…..

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    s_krumpe  4 months ago

    and under that, it has the California cancer warning

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Obviously so trendy Vegans can brag to their friends.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    More than a tad extreme to this meatatarian! Btw you two had better get away from Mom’s war painting station before she catches you!

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    That’s a better answer than I could come up with.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    I figured it was just a marketing ploy, putting vegan or organic on the label automatically makes it a better selling product.

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    C wolfe  4 months ago

    Just think, anybody who chews their nails could be consider to be a cannibal.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago

    For once they both make sense. What happened?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 4 months ago

    That makes perfect sense to me!

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    pca Premium Member 3 months ago

    The modern world…I hope it’s gluten free also.

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