Herman by Jim Unger for July 27, 2024

Well, dog food manufacturers have their own definitions of “lean,” “beef,” and “gravy.” You just really don’t want to know.

C’est la vie, Herman. C’est la vie….

You and the dog get different rewards for not pooping on the carpet.

She’s trying to kill you for the insurance

Switch with him and you’ll find out!

It’s a budget problem. She paid more for the dog’s dinner than for his.

The rewards for showing affection.

The dog is a necessity that guards, alerts and protects the property from robbers and intruders. You . . . not so much.

The dog is lactose intolerant.

Give him the dog food.

Because his had a picture of a dog on the can and yours has a picture of a grumpy old man on the package…

And it’s not even grilled!

There was not enough lean beef and gravy for both of you, sacrifices has to be made.

Because the cat got the tuna.

Jeez, just switch them out and chow down. Trust me, the dog ain’t gonna care…

Need you ask, really……

My grandkids just lost their pet dog Shadow…he was 50 years old in dog age. The grew up with him.

You don’t want the dog to have cheese. It will give him gas.

“Because he doesn’t like sandwiches, dear.”

…because the dog has no choice over what I give him. You, on the other hand, are welcome to make something for yourself if you don’t like what I make for you…

Just one?

“Because you like cheese.”

The dog has a better personality.

I used to sample my dog’s canned food in my younger days. It tasted pretty good.

Priorities my friend, priorities.