Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 03, 2024

It wasn’t meant to be a monogram.

His brother Sam is no fan, either.

Neither is Andrew Scott Smith

A nice leg tan could distract the audience.

llo

There’s no truth to the rumor that Robert Oppenheimer had glow-in-the-dark boxers.

I would think his name should be Larry Orville Lee, but, Mr. Coverly is the artist, far be it from me to point out the error…

That is a not monogram. It’s just a hint to women as to what they can say when they see him in his shorts.

Larry Lee Oppenheimer is on Twitter (X).

“There was shrinkage!” Not like laundry?!?! (Seinfeld)

Cary Grant’s name in North By Northwest was Roger O Thornhill ROT on his matchbook covers. The O stood for nothing

Low On Luck?

I was thinking that monogrammed underwear didn’t really make any sense, and then I remembered all the kids that wear their pants so low you can see most of their underwear.

LOL = Lost Out Lately. LOL = Little Old Larry. Have a great weekend my friends.

But.. “Who are you gonna please with that?” “Me”

Saw a pair of boxers online that said “Home of the Whopper”.

I think they got a ceast & desist from Burger King.

If there are monograms, how come there aren’t duograms?

Mary Ophelia Oppenheimer.

I wonder why?

My sister’s initials are AES and when she got married, her husband’s last initial was also S. She had decided that since she was already a professional with an established career that she was going to drop the middle name and go by first, last, married name. My sweet little old grandmother leaned over to my dad and said, “How are they ever going to be able to monogram their towels?”

The O should be in the center for urination purposes.

I have a friend who used to work in the linen area of a department store. She had a hard time convincing a sweet older woman that she really didn’t want to get anything monogrammed for her grandaughter whose name was similar to Angela Suzanne Smith.

I didn’t know monograms came that big in clothes, underwear or not. :P

When you have to read a comment dissertation on monograms to get an esoteric joke…..I never got to laugh.

Imagine if his name was Oliver Grant Monroe? Would that give him bragging rights?

Funny!