The Barn by Ralph Hagen for July 30, 2024

EWEPS

spot on, dead accurate

Very correct!

I wonder if Karl works for FROG-EX ?

In Canada UPS stands for Use Purolator Stupid

Took me a bit….. EWE Postal Service

More like “EwwwPS…”

We keep getting boxes for the people across the street. I got two the other day, brought them in and opened one. (I had the label on the bottom) I saw vacuum bags and some sort of kitchen gadget; two things I have absolutely no use for. I flipped it over and saw it was for them. I called and told the husband I had his boxes. While telling him where I lived (which was odd that I had to), he was very hesitant but finally said he’s be over in a minute. 30 min later he called back for more information. I said across the street from you, gave him the address and said we have the little garden flag with a horse on it by the garage and one with cat by the door and the green truck in the front of the giant tree. He started laughing and said he was up in Duck Creek at their cabin and had been driving around THAT area! He said he’d be home in a few hours. Not long after that, his wife showed up with a cart for the boxes. We were laughing about the address thing then about my reaction to the contents of the box. (never opened the other one when I looked at the address)

To be fair, Rory saw the “fragile” sticker on the box and that’s why he didn’t drop kick it.

That should have been FEDEX, although there’s no pun there. They leave my packages 1/2 mile from my house on a busy road. Just thrown out oooooon the side of the road, no matter the weather.

EWEPSy-daisy!