Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 01, 2024

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 4 months ago

    He does Ozzy Nelson’s job!

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it.

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    Who pays him? Will the answer be equally confusing?

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    222jo  4 months ago

    Sounds quite impressive !

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    cdward  4 months ago

    In one word, Chazz. That’s all Poncho can handle. One word.

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    thetraveller4  4 months ago

    Many moons ago, I used to be a petroleum products distribution technician…also known as a gas pump attendant. Tips were OK.

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    juicebruce  4 months ago

    Engineer …

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    Anters55  4 months ago

    His job sounds almost like a typical Linked-In description. Word Salad.

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    Algolei I  4 months ago

    My master sells bait.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    If you can’t say what you do briefly in fairly simple words …

    … then you’re probably trying to make yourself sound more impressive than what you really are.

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    SquidGamerGal  4 months ago

    In other words, an office drone just like everybody else!

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    Comics are the first thing to read  4 months ago

    He’s channelling his inner pointy-haired boss.

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    Skeptical Meg  4 months ago

    That’s super depressive!

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    Zoomer&Yeti  4 months ago

    So – he’s a B.S. artist?

    Kinda like Comicus, the Stand-Up Philosopher (Mel Brooks) from History of The World, Part 1 – when he was at the “VNEMPLOYMENT INSVRANCE” window describing what he did:

    “I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension.”; to which Bea Arthur responds “Oh. A bull-s**t artist!”

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    billdaviswords  4 months ago

    Do WE even know what Chaz does?

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    newyorkslim  4 months ago

    Chaz needs a brand consultant.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 4 months ago

    I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Like how in old sitcoms the father had an office job they never really explained. Sounds to me like Chaz is a computer networking engineer or some such.

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    marilynnbyerly  4 months ago

    I have a nephew with a job like that.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sounds like he plays with LEGOS. :)

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    Sometimes I think it would be kind of embarrassing not to have a self-explanatory job title.

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    dv  4 months ago

    Chaz better watch out or Pancho will try to feed him to the wolves

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    crazeekatlady  4 months ago

    Sister was given a homework assignment to ask what dad did for a living. It was a classified job he couldn’t talk about so he told her to report that “My dad pulls a little red wagon.”

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    StephenRice  4 months ago

    My master is sleepin’ in the col’, col’ ground. Don’t tell the cops.

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    chriscc63  4 months ago

    he what?

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