Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 06, 2024

Love hurts.

First two panels, you knew there had to be a trick somewhere or a fake Eva Rose.

Love can’t afford to be blind anymore.

As Tom Lehrer once recommended, “Be Prepared!”

That IS the heart he says he wants.

In the role of Danny DeVito today is Lio.

Wow. I’m so glad my romance hasn’t gone like that.

Oh-oh, here she comes

Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up

Oh-oh, here she comes

She’s a man-eater

Oh-oh, here she comes

Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up

Oh-oh, here she comes

She’s a man-eater, oh-oh

Yeah, that’s pretty much my experience…

Storm incoming!!

Ah, another episode in one of my favorite budding puppy-love romance tales!

Smooth…

The best-laid plans of little girl sociopaths………

Tsundere.

Spy Vs. Spy

The Penguin gives this two flippers up.

To quote Lzzy Hale of Halestorm, “Love Bites (And so do I)”

Eva tried, and Eva failed (that’s her name)

Lio one ups Eva