The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 25, 2024

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    codycab  7 months ago

    Some say, ā€œDo something.ā€ Others say, ā€œLet it be someone elseā€™s problem.ā€

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    C  7 months ago

    Scratch that

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    olds_cool63  7 months ago

    LAZY.

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    MReese  7 months ago

    Heā€™s not a born loser. Heā€™s a self-made loser.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    You did the right thing, Brutus.

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    jmworacle  7 months ago

    ā€œA smart man has got to know his limitationsā€**Harry Callahan ā€œMagnum Forceā€.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Brutus, WHY? Why would yourself up for a battle and a night on the couch?

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

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    1) Make to do list.

    2) Check off first thing on to do list.

    3) Realize youā€™ve already accomplished 2 things.

    4) Reward yourself with nap (in progress)

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    franksmin  7 months ago

    My wife asked me to rearrange the furniture, and oh boy, it took me over half an hour to think up an excuseā€¦.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    Finally a solution to completing my honey do list so I can move on to my bucket list.

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    Yay Brutus! Thatā€™s one way to whittle down the number of chores. You realize of course that Gladys will simply re-add them to the listā€¦

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    dcdete.  7 months ago

    Even though she calls him ā€œYou Hoo Brutusā€, Brutus looks more like heā€™s in a ā€˜pirateā€™ state of mind; ā€œYo Ho Ho, and a bottle [glass] of rum.ā€

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    Strawberry King  7 months ago

    Gladys: Why didnā€™t I marry a dentist like my mother wanted me to?

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 7 months ago

    Get the paper work out of the way first Brutus .

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    Brutusā€™ Cross: āŒļø

    Gladysā€™ Cross: į”‘(ą² `ŹŠĢÆĀ“ą² )į”

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    pat sandy creator 7 months ago

    his ā€˜to-doā€™ was to relax in the chair and watch tvā€¦

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    NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 7 months ago

    My wife and I really laughed at this one today! Especially my wife! That got me to thinkinā€¦

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    Chris  7 months ago

    kind of reminds me of my house in somewayā€¦ that usually ends up with an unhappy mom.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Should have done at least one of the easier ones and said you got interrupted by a telemarketing phone call but that you didnā€™t buy anythingā€¦..

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Wrong tactic Brutus, tell her you substituted some of the things on the list for some of your own tasks. You donā€™t have to elaborate and say you made yourself a drink, watched TV, etc..

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    stillfickled Premium Member 7 months ago

    Heā€™s not such a loser.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hilarious ā€“ that was a literal laugh out loud for me! Brutus set her up for that one beautifully. Itā€™s not often he gets to stick it to the man, uh I mean woman!

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    Lola85 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well, this is one comic my husband isnā€™t going to see if I have anything to do with it. :-)

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    ba dum tss

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    princesshickory Premium Member 7 months ago

    Thatā€™s my boy, Brutus!! I love it!!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 7 months ago

    Thereā€™s more than one way to skin a cat.

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    Chris Sherlock  7 months ago

    Brutus has to be credited for saving himself some labor. He should mow the lawn, but didnā€™t say he would mow the lawn and he crosses things off his ā€œHoney Doā€ list without doing them. Yes, indeedā€¦Brutus is smart!

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    christelisbetty  7 months ago

    Brutus has been kind of feisty lately. Gladys seems to be acceptingā€¦ā€¦maybe TOO acceptingā€¦ā€¦

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    Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago

    Why do men expect women (in the comics for sure, but sometimes in real life, too) to do all their chores that might affect them, but will themselves be very proud if they can find a way out of doing needed chores that often become theirs because the woman herself does not know how to do them or canā€™t? I know not everyone fits both boxed, but still. Itā€™s an ongoing theme and I was married to one who could fix anything, agree to fix things and refuse to teach me how. I found a way around it, but it seems to be too common a situation.

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    paullp Premium Member 7 months ago

    Weā€™ve never had a ā€˜honey do" list in our house, but if I pulled this kind of gag on my wife, Iā€™d be sure to follow up by telling her, yes, I actually did get a few things done while she was out. Is Brutus so wise? He should be (heā€™s been married long enough), but since we canā€™t see the next panel in their lives, I guess weā€™ll never know.

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    heathcliff2  7 months ago

    Good for you, Brutus.

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