Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 08, 2024

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    There isn’t a computer in the world with that much data capacity.

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    you need 5G and a server farm for that, Sarge

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    snsurone76  3 months ago

    The list of his offenses would be longer than the Great Wall of China!

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    You may want to get some chairs, this could take awhile.

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    Botulism Bob  3 months ago

    A Capper asked eleven days ago asked why Flo and Andy’s file was not online…. now we know!

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    He could write a book.

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    kbyrdleroy123  3 months ago

    Could fill an encyclopedia volume

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Andy could be doing Hard Time while you try and the fix the Hard Drive.

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    Saw that coming.

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  3 months ago

    what’s worse our boy has done a lot before computers were ever thought of, maybe all old files went up in a fire

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    That whole thing doesn’t make sense. He only needs to ACCESS the files, not download them.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    It’s Andy that is rubbish, officer. Not I.T.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Memory technology hasn’t improved that much.

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    Allan CB Premium Member 3 months ago

    Even the Starship Enterprise’s computer couldn’t do that. Yeesh.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wow, even Andy is confused?

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    A punchline that obvious is at least a misdemeanor!

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago

    The question is why coppers waste their time arresting Andy. Don’t they have anything more important to do?

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    There’s not a cloud big enough to store his rap sheet.

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    stamps  3 months ago

    Printing out his rap sheet takes 2 reams of paper.

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    Guinness world Records calling Andrew Capp to list him as world record holder for most Arrest and charges. Gonna get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone. Yay – drinks on Andy. Put em on his tab Jack.

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    Silence Dogood Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sorry but, isn’t Trump competing with Andy…?

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    DKHenderson  3 months ago

    Shove all that in the iCloud, and it will implode!

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    sincavage05  3 months ago

    The heck with that, try and load all Trumps offenses!

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    tad1  3 months ago

    Andy’s rap sheet is so big, it can be seen from space.

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