My Mum didn’t believe I was too sick to go to school unless I had a high temperature so when she was out of the room I would rub the thermometer rapidly on the bedsheet. That moved it up two to three degrees and I stayed home to watch TV. I did that a couple of times. (are you reading this Mum? Sorry).
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 months ago
Be sure to include a rectal “exam”.
Earthling Premium Member 3 months ago
He’s got sum explaining to do or he’ll be history.
Dobie Premium Member 3 months ago
Pleese excuse my son Dobie from school tooday… he has a sore trout.
Dobie’s mother
purepaul Premium Member 3 months ago
Just mention doing a scoping if he doesn’t improve. Either end will work.
Egrayjames 3 months ago
A well placed suppository should cure him of most anything that’ll keep him out of school. After all, it’s the principal that counts.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago
My Mum didn’t believe I was too sick to go to school unless I had a high temperature so when she was out of the room I would rub the thermometer rapidly on the bedsheet. That moved it up two to three degrees and I stayed home to watch TV. I did that a couple of times. (are you reading this Mum? Sorry).
pat sandy creator 3 months ago
Ferris, you’re my hero…
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
Try the blood work first……….probably start feeling better!!!!!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
The symptoms won’t go away, they malinger on and on.
davewhamond creator 3 months ago
Run a math test or a rectal exam.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
Teachers don’t make house calls either.
The Tooninator creator 3 months ago
scope him! that’ll teach him not to skip school
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 3 months ago
I’ve definitely dealt with some doctors like this!
Gent 3 months ago
Everytheengs fair in love war and avoiding steenky schools.
Buoy 3 months ago
Hospital food would make me get well real fast.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
Of course, it’s a medical school he’s avoiding.