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âJust because youâre paranoid doesnât mean they arenât after you.â
âInsanity is contagious.â
âThere was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for oneâs safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didnât, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didnât have to; but if he didnât want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
âThatâs some catch, that Catch-22,â he observed.
âItâs the best there is,â Doc Daneeka agreed.ââ Joseph Heller, _Catch-22 _
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
âJust because youâre paranoid doesnât mean they arenât after you.â
âInsanity is contagious.â
âThere was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for oneâs safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didnât, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didnât have to; but if he didnât want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
âThatâs some catch, that Catch-22,â he observed.
âItâs the best there is,â Doc Daneeka agreed.ââ Joseph Heller, _Catch-22 _
Mediatech 6 months ago
If you jailed all the crooked politicians , government would grind to a halt.
Which might not be such a bad thing, come to think of it.
Doug K 6 months ago
Itâs not paranoia when you have a rational reason to be afraid.
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
That is right, Ziggy, we are all out to get you!
hrhitter 6 months ago
Except, crime in general has steadily declined the last few years.
kucpa Premium Member 6 months ago
Iâm not paranoid. I KNOW theyâre out to get me.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 6 months ago
Extra caution is not paranoid, Zig!
elbow macaroni 6 months ago
Violent crime is down.
Diane Lee Premium Member 6 months ago
If you arenât paranoid, you donât understand the situation. Read Project 2025.
JLChi 6 months ago
Crime is down, but that doesnât make good headlines.
TimeLordSoundwave 6 months ago
Crime is actually down, in spite of Trumpâs efforts to commit as much as possible.
Strawberry King 6 months ago
Finished with my woman
âCause she couldnât help me with my mind
People think Iâm insane
Because I am frowning all the time (come on out)
Black Sabbath â Paranoid
eced52 6 months ago
Amen, brother.
paullp Premium Member 6 months ago
Todayâs strip is dreary and pathetic and not worthy of the name Ziggy.