Poor Jiminy!
Jiminy Cricket won’t be jumping any more.
The cricket croaked.
For a moment I thought he was Col. Sanders
Jimmy split, or splat!
Jiminy Crickets!
-a common expression in our family.
The cab driver’s navigation system is broken. So he lets his conscience be his guide.
♪♫ When you wish upon a sidewalk… ♫♪
… And what was left alive, wriggling desperately among the smashed remains was the tangled knot of a Horse Hair Worm parasite, the cause of Cricket’s bizarre behavior. “No, Geppetto, it is not angel-hair spaghetti!”
Forever more known as Jiminy Squishet.
Is there anybody who actually knows that Pinocchio got turned into a real boy at the end of the story?
If only someone had thought to give a little whistle, this tragedy could have been avoided.
Squashed his chances of becoming famous!
Zippity goo da
By Jiminy, that’s a good idea!
Every taxi driver knows the meaning of “step on it”.
I guess this means Pinocchio is unconscience.
My wife would do the same thing. Her motto is: “A good bug is a dead bug.”
[a la Ernest from Ernest Goes to Camp, etc.] Eeeeeewwwwwww.
Never did like that little smart a $ $.
We should place his little hat and little umbrella on the hearth as a memorial.
oh, nooooooo
Drink to his memory. Make it a grasshopper.
Yumpin’ Yimminy!
The Sweed, Geppetto, could only shreek Yumpin Yiminy.
I’ll never be the same :-(
In the book, the cricket does get squished to death.
Jiminy’s no fool…at least, not anymore.
I guess there’s no hurry now. No one rushes to a funeral.
A little late for that.
They could just leave him there, but that wouldn’t be cricket.
rekam Premium Member about 1 month ago
Poor Jiminy!
oldpine52 about 1 month ago
Jiminy Cricket won’t be jumping any more.
Bilan about 1 month ago
The cricket croaked.
Ahuehuete about 1 month ago
For a moment I thought he was Col. Sanders
iggyman about 1 month ago
Jimmy split, or splat!
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Jiminy Crickets!
-a common expression in our family.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 month ago
The cab driver’s navigation system is broken. So he lets his conscience be his guide.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
♪♫ When you wish upon a sidewalk… ♫♪
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
… And what was left alive, wriggling desperately among the smashed remains was the tangled knot of a Horse Hair Worm parasite, the cause of Cricket’s bizarre behavior. “No, Geppetto, it is not angel-hair spaghetti!”
nosirrom about 1 month ago
Forever more known as Jiminy Squishet.
Alicia1955 about 1 month ago
Is there anybody who actually knows that Pinocchio got turned into a real boy at the end of the story?
thebashfulone about 1 month ago
If only someone had thought to give a little whistle, this tragedy could have been avoided.
wongo about 1 month ago
Squashed his chances of becoming famous!
potfarmer about 1 month ago
Zippity goo da
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago
By Jiminy, that’s a good idea!
AZCoyote about 1 month ago
Every taxi driver knows the meaning of “step on it”.
uniquename about 1 month ago
I guess this means Pinocchio is unconscience.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
My wife would do the same thing. Her motto is: “A good bug is a dead bug.”
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
[a la Ernest from Ernest Goes to Camp, etc.] Eeeeeewwwwwww.
hooglah about 1 month ago
Never did like that little smart a $ $.
cactusbob333 about 1 month ago
We should place his little hat and little umbrella on the hearth as a memorial.
curtlyon19 about 1 month ago
oh, nooooooo
Lablubber about 1 month ago
Drink to his memory. Make it a grasshopper.
SavannahJim Premium Member about 1 month ago
Yumpin’ Yimminy!
zeexenon about 1 month ago
The Sweed, Geppetto, could only shreek Yumpin Yiminy.
lawguy05 about 1 month ago
I’ll never be the same :-(
Stephen Gilberg about 1 month ago
In the book, the cricket does get squished to death.
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
Jiminy’s no fool…at least, not anymore.
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
I guess there’s no hurry now. No one rushes to a funeral.
meowlin about 1 month ago
A little late for that.
tinstar about 1 month ago
They could just leave him there, but that wouldn’t be cricket.