Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 14, 2024

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    Zykoic  4 months ago

    Motor oil will get you no matter.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 months ago

    Not blood? Asking for … me, actually.

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    Aimless Melissa   4 months ago

    Plastic fabric.

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    garcoa  4 months ago

    Only one left is XXL

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 4 months ago

    But it shrinks.

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    Dani Rice  4 months ago

    Does it come in other colors? Every. Single. Time. my husband puts on a white shirt, he manages to spill something on it.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    How about grape jelly? Or blueberry? Or beets?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  4 months ago

    Moderately appealing.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Untrue.

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    Kevin Roth Premium Member 4 months ago

    Not chocolate, though? Pass.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    Whatever falls on it, won’t be stain put.

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    KaraBooBunny  4 months ago

    I had an aunt who I adored, but she got food on her clothes every single time she ate. Didn’t matter where we were or what we were eating or what she was wearing or the fact that she was doing it until she died at 82 years old. Every single time. Such a slob, but I loved her.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    No, it doesn’t.

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    Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 4 months ago

    That would be easier to believe if the shirt were red and not blue.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Hospital Scrubs? Great pajamas. Plus you can go out and everyone thinks your a medical person. Hint: Don’t wear a color like any of the medical facilities in your area. “I’m not a Doctor, but I play one on TV”

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    sincavage05  4 months ago

    give me 7

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