Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 16, 2024

Dating Profile: Likes long walks on the beach, quiet evenings at home, eating at Taco Bell with a lot of cheese and sodas…

Experts in what say that?

It’s the “cologne de eww”!

The more you toot, the better you feel…

The cotton candy one is peak “We need more info”.

A guy takes a girl to the state fair for their first date.

The guy asks her what she wants to do, she says, “I want to get weighed.” So they visit the weighing booth, where the worker attempts to guess her weight. He guesses wrong the first time, and she gets a teddy bear.

They get some funnel cake and play whack-a-mole, until the guy asks again, “I’m having a really great time with you. Now what do you want to do?”

She replies, “I want to get weighed!”

Confused because they’d already done this, the boy takes her to a different weighing station, and the person there also guesses wrong. She wins a goldfish.

After some cotton candy and a merry-go-round ride, he asks for the third time, “Wow, babe, that was really fun, but what do you want to do now?”

And the guy is exasperated, but takes her to another weighing station, where the worker actually guesses her weight correctly. But by now, the boy is really irritated and drops the girl off at home without so much as a kiss.

When the girl returned, her mother asked, “How was your date, sweetie?”

“Wousy,” the girl replied.

if you love me, don’t make me smell you make me

Not quite sure when ‘farting’ became acceptable in ‘newspaper language’. Maybe today.

Isn’t that romantic.

Dutch oven?

I’ll bet all of those “experts” are single!

To hell with some of these “experts” flailing their yaps. For god’s sake if you need to pass gas go to the bathroom or outside or whatever. Why stink up a place of fresh air. What the hell.

This whole entry today is pathetic! I suppose there are no more unusual things is the universe that can be wondered about or factoids no longer exist that can be surprisingly edifying. RBION has outlived itself!

My girlfriend and I were lying in bed one morning and I farted and then she did. It was kind of funny.

they haven’t smelled my farts!

3000 compact cars, more or less, are produced this way, each year, BION!

The drawback of using these artificial blood vessels is that it gives the recipient an unexplained urge to eat funnel cakes.

“Love Stinks” – J. Geils Band

“experts” at what? ;+)

some of the best laughs in 50 years of marriage came during bouts of flatulence during intercourse

Good farts? Sometimes mine can peel paint…

Watched a “Resident Alien” episode where the Mayor’s wife goes on a girls night out, and as he smiles and waves goodbye the unexpected sound of a long raspberry reverberates as he closes the door. It was later revealed that he was not allowed to pass gas around her

I have a friend who claims that you know you’re in a relationship the first time you don’t hold back a fart in front of your partner.

And clogging ten times as many existing ones

Using sugar to make blood vessels? What’s wrong with this picture?

I recall the scene in “Interstate 60” where the protagonist finds a woman too perfect until she farts.

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Now I know why my marriage is so strong. LOL!

Not literally in front of your companion, beside or a little behind, and never in the elevator.

Since sugar of cotton candy melts in your mouth, why not use PEX tubing!

If only mine were “pfft” instead of “BRAAAPPP!”