The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for September 08, 2024

Cows for lawn care? Who’s going to milk them?

The neighbors ought to invest in garbage cans with raccoon-proof seals. Hopefully, the trash collectors will be able to open them.

Poor guy. Even the raccoons know his wife can’t cook.

The Lawn Service owner, who else?

This reminds me. I have to mow the lawn today.

Just be glad the raccoons don’t turn over your cans

Five really good ones.

When I was a kid we lived in a village cheek by jowl with a number of farms, including one that grazed dairy cattle like those pictured right across the fence from our backyard. A very calming, soothing, nostalgic image for me. Naturally we didn’t have to milk the cattle or pick up after them, though in walking across pastures to visit friends we encountered cow pies (as they were known) innumerable times and in innumerable states. Once dried out they made an economical substitute for Frisbees, though good for one toss only.

One foot facing, and Leroy is not obviously at “Arthur’s”, so.,..

Center: And on the up side look at all the steak you get. Top right: Now she’s offended.

I need to remember that line from the first panel.

back when we were going out my future wife knew that she could always find me in one of several local bars. and yet, she still married me… ☺

Surprised it isn’t sheep or goats for lawn carr