Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 13, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  4 months ago

    Lunch. And now I’m looking at dinner.

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    wrloftis  3 months ago

    “I saw a hipster with a stupid, thin goatee taking a machete to the guy.”

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    “I saw a small green monster acting in self-defense.”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    “Um, a minority did it. You pick the color.. anything other than green.”

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Always read between the lines

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 3 months ago

    For no reazon? He was hungry. That’s a reazon.

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    joegee  3 months ago

    Leo; “Here. It’ll be easier if I just demonstrate it.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Leopold a fast one.

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    I Mad Am I  3 months ago

    Inspector Lestrade: You know, in another life, you’d have made an excellent criminal.

    Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you, sir, an excellent policeman.

    Sherlock Holmes (2009)

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    The tasty and delicious should not walk alone.

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