Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 13, 2024

Lol.

Aww, that’s sad. Snicker.

Considered for his “Deadpan Face!!!”

He fired his make-up artist years ago….

I guess he smelled that way before.

Then how did anyone know he actually died?

I am so pale I try not to close my eyes in public. I have often been called a lightbulb in a red wig.

His death was a slow process, it took 87 year to complete.

This has been an improvement.

“Old Fred always could hold his breath for a long time. This time he’s going for the World Record.”

“THANK you, Lil!”

“Old Fred always looked like he smelled something awful. I once told him, ‘you gotta wash those socks, Fred!”

THANK you, Lil!

Fred kinda looked like Al does now …!

He should’ve looked both ways.

And the smell enhanced the impression.

Drop Dead Fred