Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 15, 2024

I mean… that’s not technically incorrect.

oh and there is the [Ch] – Chewable; which represents the transitioning phase between the E and In

My dog seems to think there are lots more items in the E category.

Sn iffable

Li ckable

H umpable

All smells originate from two locations.

We won’t bother talking about the inedible, since it is so incredibly rare.

There’s a subset that just passes through.

Everything is edible. Not everything is digestible.

Just as the matter d.

I’m no artist by any means, but I’ve amused some friends over the years with a “cartoon” called The Periodic Table of the Elephants. Only two entries there, African and Indian.

According to Satchel from Get Fuzzy, the line between the two elements is very indistinct.

What about “chewable”, “scratchable” and “chaseable”?

There only two kinds of doggies. Good doggies and bad doggies.

But there only one kind of Ninja Sloth. He one of a kind.

Everything is edible…….at least once

For dogs, the second element may be apocryphal.

“The second one is, of course, entirely hypothetical.”

Like there’s two types of plants. The ones deer will eat and the ones they are willing to try

Elemental my dear teacher!

“Remember, eat everything but throw up the inedible later.”

When you’ve eaten too much, you develop an edible complex.

For cats, sometimes everything in inedible. Except my late cat Maxx, who chewed up plastic bags and charge cords.

Or in dog talk “is it food?”.

And for dogs, “inedible” is the rarest element.