there will bean-o trouble making this sale
You’ve ‘Bean’ at this too long, Hillburn.
Sorry, but no credit. We only take cashew.
Shouldn’t the salesman have a mask on?!
He’s “bean” there and back!
Such a human bean lives a Mung us? Even … sprouting up all over?
On the car radio, Johnny Cash is singing “I’ve Bean Everywhere, Man”.
79 Pinto ! Refried beans coming up
Zero to 60 in 12 flatus…..
He makes the horn go toot-toot!
Pinto, huh? If a shopping cart taps the bumper, the combination of gasoline and methane should make for an impressive fireball.
How long has he bean a driver?
Lima guess, he got the sale!
I’m chuckling at the thought of the fun Mr. Hilburn must have had coming up with all that.
Room in the backseat for a few kidneys
Pinto was not one of Detroit’s better projects. But then again it was in the era of those American Motor cars…the Gremlin.
:-O
Named after the horse, but performed like the bean.
All set to go. Let ‘er rip!
Just don’t get rear-ended.
A carbanzo driving around in his hummus-er
Turn up the AC, I like it Chili.
Look at all that leg room?
The customer thinks he’ll be getting the car for peanuts, but the salesman is just stringing the bean along.
No need for gasoline, legumes soak up nitrogen from thunder storms.
I am offarted by all of these fend jokes.
Toot Toot! Nice horn. Oh, that wasn’t the horn…
He can save some serious money at the pump.
At least it wasn’t a ’74 Pinto. Then the gas would be even more explosive.
Where has this bean all my life??
Cars don’t fart! Not anymore.
Jet propelled.
ronaldspence 29 days ago
there will bean-o trouble making this sale
MeanBob Premium Member 29 days ago
You’ve ‘Bean’ at this too long, Hillburn.
Bilan 29 days ago
Sorry, but no credit. We only take cashew.
iggyman 29 days ago
Shouldn’t the salesman have a mask on?!
iggyman 29 days ago
He’s “bean” there and back!
PraiseofFolly 29 days ago
Such a human bean lives a Mung us? Even … sprouting up all over?
phritzg Premium Member 29 days ago
On the car radio, Johnny Cash is singing “I’ve Bean Everywhere, Man”.
BigBoy 29 days ago
79 Pinto ! Refried beans coming up
Little Caesar 29 days ago
Zero to 60 in 12 flatus…..
Steamboat307 29 days ago
He makes the horn go toot-toot!
kporgeron 29 days ago
Pinto, huh? If a shopping cart taps the bumper, the combination of gasoline and methane should make for an impressive fireball.
Doug K 29 days ago
How long has he bean a driver?
wongo 29 days ago
Lima guess, he got the sale!
DaBump Premium Member 29 days ago
I’m chuckling at the thought of the fun Mr. Hilburn must have had coming up with all that.
Steamboat307 29 days ago
Room in the backseat for a few kidneys
jango 29 days ago
Pinto was not one of Detroit’s better projects. But then again it was in the era of those American Motor cars…the Gremlin.
:-O
Munch 29 days ago
Named after the horse, but performed like the bean.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 29 days ago
All set to go. Let ‘er rip!
dhmcgee04 Premium Member 29 days ago
Just don’t get rear-ended.
oish 29 days ago
A carbanzo driving around in his hummus-er
P51Strega 29 days ago
Turn up the AC, I like it Chili.
paul brians 29 days ago
Look at all that leg room?
The Brooklyn Accent 29 days ago
The customer thinks he’ll be getting the car for peanuts, but the salesman is just stringing the bean along.
zeexenon 29 days ago
No need for gasoline, legumes soak up nitrogen from thunder storms.
cactusbob333 29 days ago
I am offarted by all of these fend jokes.
Buoy 29 days ago
Toot Toot! Nice horn. Oh, that wasn’t the horn…
Chris Sherlock 29 days ago
He can save some serious money at the pump.
uniquename 29 days ago
At least it wasn’t a ’74 Pinto. Then the gas would be even more explosive.
Jeffin Premium Member 29 days ago
Where has this bean all my life??
Aimless Melissa 28 days ago
Cars don’t fart! Not anymore.
Radish the wordsmith 28 days ago
Jet propelled.