Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 19, 2024

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    TStyle78  3 months ago

    Useful.

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    angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago

    What an excellent invention!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  3 months ago

    now all you have to worry about is the smell, excrement, scratching, chewing and fleas

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    You could make a million!

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s real hospitality, right there.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Revolving pet door

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    Little Caesar  3 months ago

    BUT WAIT!! THERE’S MORE!!

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    jessebob42  3 months ago

    My boss so needs one of these. Six dogs and several cats. It gets into the work van and then on to everyone else.

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    Doctor Toon  3 months ago

    Changing the rollers might be a challenge

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    dbrucepm  3 months ago

    Ronco pet hair remover

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    I guess that’s one way to do it.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    It’s two ideas rolled into one.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 3 months ago

    I hope Mr. Parisi has applied for a patent on that.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  3 months ago

    if you ran the pets through those on a daily basis (or more often), there’d be a lot less hair all over the place

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    when I was a little kid we had an old neighbor lady who had ducks and bunnies roaming free in her house, but I always liked going over there cuz it always smelled like fresh straw… never seemed dirty to me… (thanks for bringing back that memory- I had nearly forgotten all about it!)

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Ha! The shedinator 5000.

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    RobinA. Premium Member 3 months ago

    With 2 Shelties this is someting I really need.

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    thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well, Mr Parisi, it looks like you have a marketable idea here. It’s also really fun! Thanks for a good laugh.

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    ChazNCenTex  3 months ago

    And changing the hair lifter three times a day.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    I had my dog at the vet today for a check up and blood work following a rough bout of pancreatitis. The sign on the wall – “Free pet hair. You are welcome!”

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