Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 07, 2024

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 2 months ago

    Never mind all that try again stuff…..

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    Cool Hand Luke Premium Member 2 months ago

    Skydiving is not for you.

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    Correct. Curriculum by the GOP.

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    or pleasure yourself in a descrete location.

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    j_m_kuehl  2 months ago

    let someone else do it, and then take credit for it

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    Ubintold  2 months ago

    He can’t because he’s an only child.

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    bobpickett1  2 months ago

    “Why try again.”

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    Acworthless  2 months ago

    The boy has a bright future in politics!

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    LawrenceS  2 months ago

    “Blame the Biden administration… Only call him Obama. And threaten to lock up Hillary because all convicted felons belong behind bars.”

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    e.groves  2 months ago

    “Keep on sucking ’til you do suck seed.” (From a Three Stooges movie).

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    ellisc  2 months ago

    Just don’t keep trying the same thing over and over and hope for a better result!

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    Slowly, he turned...  2 months ago

    Ah, a politician…

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    moliver4 Premium Member 2 months ago

    If at first you don’t fricassee, fry fry a hen.

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    'IndyMan'  2 months ago

    Skylar is at it again ! ! ! !

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    retjeff  2 months ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, you may have a promising career as a CNN news analyst

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    rshive  2 months ago

    Practicality overcomes persistence.

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    KEA  2 months ago

    …perhaps skydiving is not for you

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    Just-me  2 months ago

    Many, many years ago, I was assigned to patrol division and had been dispatched to the Sears store where a 13-14 year old male had been detained for shoplifting. I did the investigation and arrested the young man for shoplifting. I called the Juvenile Probation office and was instructed to cite him and a parent into Juvenile Court. I called his mother who came to the store extremely mad at everyone but the one she should have been angry with.

    As she and her son left the store, I trailed them and heard her tell the boy, “Don’t worry, we’ll find somebody else to blame.” I wrote that statement down in the report as well. Later when he committed a much more serious felony level crime, I wasn’t surprised. Sad really.

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    trainnut1956  2 months ago

    …skydiving is not the sport for you.

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    Find new investors.

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    ragsarooni  2 months ago

    Hmmm…sounds strangely familiar,doesn’t it?

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 2 months ago

    First rule of politicians

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.

    - Movie tagline

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    brick10  2 months ago

    I did nothing wrong. Everything I say and do is perfectly perfect.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 2 months ago

    Please folks, don’t turn everything into politics. Have a good day.

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    Robert Miller Premium Member 2 months ago

    Bob Miller, Professional Scapegoat Don’t become a shame, I’ll take the blame! No blame too big or too small! Car didn’t start? Blame It On Bob! Not enough money for rent? Blame It On Bob! Didn’t get your homework done? Blame It On Bob! Call now to schedule your blame!

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    eced52  2 months ago

    Must be Commiela’s campaign speech.

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, try preceding?

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    He’s got management potential.

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    oakie817  2 months ago

    don’t try skydiving…

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    tpcox928  2 months ago

    It has worked for Orange Jesus for over 70 years.

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    thedogesl Premium Member 2 months ago

    He could have a career in a major corporation.

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    AwelCruiz  2 months ago

    The motto Donald Trump lives his life by.

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    Sanspareil  2 months ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit and get tanked!

    Steve Dallas.

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    tinstar  2 months ago

    I more lean toward “When all else fails, get a bigger hammer.”

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 2 months ago

    W.C. Fields’ answer: if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If that doesn’t work, quit. There’s no sense in being a dam’ fool about it!

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