Many, many years ago, I was assigned to patrol division and had been dispatched to the Sears store where a 13-14 year old male had been detained for shoplifting. I did the investigation and arrested the young man for shoplifting. I called the Juvenile Probation office and was instructed to cite him and a parent into Juvenile Court. I called his mother who came to the store extremely mad at everyone but the one she should have been angry with.
As she and her son left the store, I trailed them and heard her tell the boy, “Don’t worry, we’ll find somebody else to blame.” I wrote that statement down in the report as well. Later when he committed a much more serious felony level crime, I wasn’t surprised. Sad really.
Bob Miller, Professional Scapegoat Don’t become a shame, I’ll take the blame! No blame too big or too small! Car didn’t start? Blame It On Bob! Not enough money for rent? Blame It On Bob! Didn’t get your homework done? Blame It On Bob! Call now to schedule your blame!
dadthedawg Premium Member 3 months ago
Never mind all that try again stuff…..
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member 3 months ago
Skydiving is not for you.
Imagine 3 months ago
Correct. Curriculum by the GOP.
Jayalexander 3 months ago
or pleasure yourself in a descrete location.
j_m_kuehl 3 months ago
let someone else do it, and then take credit for it
Ubintold 3 months ago
He can’t because he’s an only child.
bobpickett1 3 months ago
“Why try again.”
Acworthless 3 months ago
The boy has a bright future in politics!
LawrenceS 3 months ago
“Blame the Biden administration… Only call him Obama. And threaten to lock up Hillary because all convicted felons belong behind bars.”
e.groves 3 months ago
“Keep on sucking ’til you do suck seed.” (From a Three Stooges movie).
ellisc 3 months ago
Just don’t keep trying the same thing over and over and hope for a better result!
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
Ah, a politician…
moliver4 Premium Member 3 months ago
If at first you don’t fricassee, fry fry a hen.
'IndyMan' 3 months ago
Skylar is at it again ! ! ! !
retjeff 3 months ago
If at first you don’t succeed, you may have a promising career as a CNN news analyst
rshive 3 months ago
Practicality overcomes persistence.
KEA 3 months ago
…perhaps skydiving is not for you
Just-me 3 months ago
Many, many years ago, I was assigned to patrol division and had been dispatched to the Sears store where a 13-14 year old male had been detained for shoplifting. I did the investigation and arrested the young man for shoplifting. I called the Juvenile Probation office and was instructed to cite him and a parent into Juvenile Court. I called his mother who came to the store extremely mad at everyone but the one she should have been angry with.
As she and her son left the store, I trailed them and heard her tell the boy, “Don’t worry, we’ll find somebody else to blame.” I wrote that statement down in the report as well. Later when he committed a much more serious felony level crime, I wasn’t surprised. Sad really.
trainnut1956 3 months ago
…skydiving is not the sport for you.
PoodleGroomer 3 months ago
Find new investors.
ragsarooni 3 months ago
Hmmm…sounds strangely familiar,doesn’t it?
mousefumanchu Premium Member 3 months ago
First rule of politicians
Strawberry King 3 months ago
If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
- Movie tagline
brick10 3 months ago
I did nothing wrong. Everything I say and do is perfectly perfect.
elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago
Please folks, don’t turn everything into politics. Have a good day.
Robert Miller Premium Member 3 months ago
Bob Miller, Professional Scapegoat Don’t become a shame, I’ll take the blame! No blame too big or too small! Car didn’t start? Blame It On Bob! Not enough money for rent? Blame It On Bob! Didn’t get your homework done? Blame It On Bob! Call now to schedule your blame!
eced52 3 months ago
Must be Commiela’s campaign speech.
gammaguy 3 months ago
If at first you don’t succeed, try preceding?
cuzinron47 3 months ago
He’s got management potential.
oakie817 3 months ago
don’t try skydiving…
tpcox928 3 months ago
It has worked for Orange Jesus for over 70 years.
thedogesl Premium Member 3 months ago
He could have a career in a major corporation.
TimeLordSoundwave 3 months ago
The motto Donald Trump lives his life by.
Sanspareil 3 months ago
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit and get tanked!
Steve Dallas.
tinstar 3 months ago
I more lean toward “When all else fails, get a bigger hammer.”
Ray Helvy Premium Member 3 months ago
W.C. Fields’ answer: if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If that doesn’t work, quit. There’s no sense in being a dam’ fool about it!