Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 24, 2024

Kinda like dueling with paint balls.

Since the new knives won’t have a blade will it still be called a knife?

Bring pistol dueling back to the Olympics with paint balls. More entertaining than Break Dancing….

The knife is the most important tool to have on you so I am not a fan.

Olympic paintball would be cool.

The Swiss army knife saga

A man meets a beautiful, really sexy girl. He really wants her. So he invites her to a movie, and she tells him:

The guy thinks. It’s true, he’s not interested in something long-term, so he buys her a good genuine Victorinox.

They come to her home, she opens a big chest standing in a closet, and puts his knife there. The guy sees that the chest is half-filled with such knives already. Then she takes him to her bedroom for a wonderful night together.

The next morning, they’re sitting at her kitchen, drinking tea, and he asks her:

“Can I ask you a question? What would you need so many knives for?”

“You see”, she explains. “I’m young now. I’m beautiful. I have no trouble finding guys; in fact, they’re the ones chasing me. But I know it doesn’t last forever. One day, I’ll be older, gray-haired, I’ll be the one looking everywhere for love, and then… do you have any idea what a boy of eighteen would be willing to do for a good Swiss Army knife?”

I wonder if the. Wax bullets hurt as much as a paintball pellet.

A kneef.

Proud to not know who or what “deadpool” is or was.

I saw a Steve Mc Queen Movie some time ago and he shot a very large man with a " bean " bag shotgun and it knocked him down with no problem ?

Nothing is more useless than a multi tool without a blade.

Just out of curiosity.. is there ANY stupid pastime that was not considered for the Olympics? Tiddly Winks? Lawn Mowing? Crocheting? Some of the “sports” they try are totally loony.

I assume that the gentleman from.Turkey would have medal led in this event

I’ve had mine for 35+ years, the blade gets the most use of all the tools, the scissors 2nd, the screwdriver 3rd, and the tweezers tied 4th with the can opener!

What good is a Swiss army knife without a blade?

I came here to find out what deadpool is, so far only Huckleberry Hiroshima mentioned it.

Now if I had an Xbox controller, there are other butt shapes I’d like to have

Even without a blade, you still can’t bring one onto an airplane with you

Knives to be sold in the UK and Germany since people can’t be trusted with knives (outside the kitchen) now that they’ve been otherwise disarmed. Next up? A board with a nail.

The MS X-Box controller, does it have a joy stick in front, or a game slot?

hey! i posted that earlier in the week in here, about the pistol dueling; and the blade was often the most useful tool on the knife

That’s not a knife!

Hmm…VictorinoX, XboX, waX bullets. You think maybe today’s topic is “X”-rated?

Microsoft only made one of those controllers for a contest. My sister’s fiance was quite bummed he couldn’t buy one. lol

No blade? What good are they?