Why didn’t the vulture check his luggage? It was carrion.
Grip gripe
AI Luggage, no thanks.
No one wants to be schlepped.
Today is my wife’s very first airplane flight in nearly 65 years. I can’t wait to hear how it went.
Time to unpack your emotional baggage.
Gate check that bag next time.
Reminds me of the lyrics to this song:
I’ve been machine-gunned handgunned hijacked left for dead
Dive-bombed napalmed nuclear warheaded
Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute
Shot by a firing squad & raped by a business suit
I’m dancing on a land mine baby one leg left
And I can still crawl and I’m not dead yet
He’s finally taking his wife of a trip.
“Aw, shut yer case!”
He’ll get rid of it. Case dismissed.
Even when he’s shut, he won’t shut up.
His luggage needs to join On-and-On Anon!
Must be female
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
Why didn’t the vulture check his luggage? It was carrion.
robolt about 1 month ago
Grip gripe
RobinHood about 1 month ago
AI Luggage, no thanks.
Kroykali about 1 month ago
No one wants to be schlepped.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 month ago
Today is my wife’s very first airplane flight in nearly 65 years. I can’t wait to hear how it went.
FireMedic about 1 month ago
Time to unpack your emotional baggage.
uniquename about 1 month ago
Gate check that bag next time.
The Orange Mailman about 1 month ago
Reminds me of the lyrics to this song:
I’ve been machine-gunned handgunned hijacked left for dead
Dive-bombed napalmed nuclear warheaded
Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute
Shot by a firing squad & raped by a business suit
I’m dancing on a land mine baby one leg left
And I can still crawl and I’m not dead yet
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
He’s finally taking his wife of a trip.
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
“Aw, shut yer case!”
Lablubber about 1 month ago
He’ll get rid of it. Case dismissed.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
Even when he’s shut, he won’t shut up.
samadartson about 1 month ago
His luggage needs to join On-and-On Anon!
geese28 about 1 month ago
Must be female