Why didn’t the vulture check his luggage? It was carrion.
Grip gripe
AI Luggage, no thanks.
No one wants to be schlepped.
Today is my wife’s very first airplane flight in nearly 65 years. I can’t wait to hear how it went.
Time to unpack your emotional baggage.
Gate check that bag next time.
Reminds me of the lyrics to this song:
I’ve been machine-gunned handgunned hijacked left for dead
Dive-bombed napalmed nuclear warheaded
Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute
Shot by a firing squad & raped by a business suit
I’m dancing on a land mine baby one leg left
And I can still crawl and I’m not dead yet
He’s finally taking his wife of a trip.
“Aw, shut yer case!”
He’ll get rid of it. Case dismissed.
Even when he’s shut, he won’t shut up.
His luggage needs to join On-and-On Anon!
Must be female
Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago
Why didn’t the vulture check his luggage? It was carrion.
robolt 4 months ago
Grip gripe
RobinHood 4 months ago
AI Luggage, no thanks.
Kroykali 4 months ago
No one wants to be schlepped.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 4 months ago
Today is my wife’s very first airplane flight in nearly 65 years. I can’t wait to hear how it went.
FireMedic 4 months ago
Time to unpack your emotional baggage.
uniquename 4 months ago
Gate check that bag next time.
The Orange Mailman 4 months ago
Reminds me of the lyrics to this song:
I’ve been machine-gunned handgunned hijacked left for dead
Dive-bombed napalmed nuclear warheaded
Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute
Shot by a firing squad & raped by a business suit
I’m dancing on a land mine baby one leg left
And I can still crawl and I’m not dead yet
Slowly, he turned... 4 months ago
He’s finally taking his wife of a trip.
Godfreydaniel 4 months ago
“Aw, shut yer case!”
Lablubber 4 months ago
He’ll get rid of it. Case dismissed.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
Even when he’s shut, he won’t shut up.
samadartson 4 months ago
His luggage needs to join On-and-On Anon!
geese28 4 months ago
Must be female