Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 01, 2024

The conductor is smitten by the gal who is his first chair violinist.. She refers to him as a wander. Yep, that’s right, we’re talking about wanderlust… But she is just stringing him a long…

Growing up I always thought a prima donna was someone born before August 16, 1958

In the car with my girlfriend…

So my girlfriend and I are driving in the car and she’s talking about her roommates

GF: “And she can be a real prima donna”

Me: “At least she’s not a post-madonna!”

He’s a real stickler for how fast the music is played.

This is why Shoe hasn’t fired Cosmo a long time ago.

Can a guy be a prima donna? Technically, you’d have to say no, since the expression in Italian is feminine. But as translated/transferred/transmogrified into English, I suppose it’s posslbe. In Italian, it’s “diva” and “divo”, apparently.

Sounds like a song by Dion

Get a mop detail uoo he has a tendency to drool during the Basso Profundo.

Wait’ll the prima donna reads that.

Baton Matron.

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