Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 06, 2024

Small: So he just “strung” along. Large: He is in the "Dis"enchanted Forest.

Large: Look at it in a mirror. Then it’ll belong to your dog.

What’s in your wallet?

The NOAH credit card would be worth TRILLIONS!!

Small: She’s tugging at his strings…

Large: Who’s gonna know?

Gods wallet is has dollars? Me thoughts it be full of gold.

1. Hey, they tied the string to it… that’s half the job right there!

2. It might be a scam! God doesn’t carry a wallet… he just uses a rubber band.

Pro pull…

This is close to the truth. Had a biker dude who did welding for me. Drank half a bottle of Jack before trying to pull an abscessed tooth. Failed before going to a dentist. Then complained the dentist wasn’t very gentle. Can’t make this up.

1- find a professional door knob. 2 – he’ll probably give a reward for returning it. Like, 20 more years of this life.

Large: that’s a big money item.

Caption 2: The Almighty Dollar.

Caption 1: Being a father of ten, he hates pulling out.

Dig through it and see if his photos of his kid look at all like the ones in the church! I bet they don’t!

As Maude often said, “God will GET you for that, Ernest (Walter).”

There should be a lot of money because churches take in billions of dollars and pay no taxes.

I want to see whose name is on his In Case of Emergency card.

Could I see some ID, Mr. J. Hova?

She’s just stringing him along.

Mana from heaven?

Big: I would think he’d have euros, they spend in more places.

Pennies from Heaven!

Ernest took it as a sign. God WANT him to have his money.

Maybe there’s an eternal reward. :)

Good thing Ernest changed his mind.

Probably wants a real tooth fairy too…………it’s a scam!!!!!

it’s apparent that he can’t stand the tooth…

If he kept the wallet would he have more money than God?