Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 07, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Next, the bus.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  3 months ago

    now what?!?

    you can’t eat it⠄⠄⠄

    can’t bury it⠄⠄⠄

    gonna hafta drop it

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    WhatsTheJoke  3 months ago

    You did it once, you can do it again. (maybe)

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    kendavis09  3 months ago

    Caught his tail, what’s next on the list? cars? mailman, cat, squirrel

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    HarryLime Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dogs and 12-year-old boys are very similar.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Ninja tail could not beats doggie.

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Next- Catch car. Same problem when accomplished. The mailman was easy.

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    CccComics4me  3 months ago

    “After a time, you may find that ‘having’ is not so pleasing a thing after all as ‘wanting.’ It is not logical, but it is often true.” Mr Spock

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Well his goals are set too low….needs to crank them up a bit!

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Gotcha!

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    spin… bite… release, aaand repeat………

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 3 months ago

    My great niece had to do a senior project so I am stealing that and calling it my senior project Sounds so much nicer than bucker list ,don’t you think

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    He’s his own dog catcher.

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    Cross thar one off,

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    namelocdet  3 months ago

    What is wild is seeing snakes do that. Mind blowing.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago

    My dog caught his tail once, and bit it. Then he whirled around trying to catch whoever bit him. It was hilarious.

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