Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 27, 2024

Looks as if paper could some reinforcements from The Lizard-Spock Expansion.

He’s going to sheet all over him.

It was too easy that way. That’s why Sam Cass added “Lizard” and “Spock” to it.

Scissors cuts Paper,

Paper covers Rock,

Rock crushes Lizard,

Lizard poisons Spock,

Spock smashes Scissors,

Scissors decapitates Lizard,

Lizard eats Paper,

Paper disproves Spock,

Spock vaporizes Rock,

(and as it always has) Rock crushes Scissors!

I’ve always wondered how the paper wraps the stone in this game. That’s why I don’t want to be a paper in this game.

Check for Performance Enhancing Drugs … and the international governing body is the World Rock Paper Scissors Association in Ottawa, Canada (and nobody knows why?)

Sheet happens.

Spock throws rock.

But how can I play it online ?

It’s one thing when it’s just a game.

It’s another thing in “real” life.

Spock’s nerve pinch beats them all

Rocks about to ream the sheet out of paper …!

Is the sheet 2-ply. I don’t want getting paw dirty.

That looks like Towlie’s cousin.

Bond, paper is Bond.