F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 29, 2024

Loyalty?

I didn’t know Sizzler did oil changes before installing the salad bar.

I started coming here for the buffalo runs.

Salad oil changes.

Still serving the same oil, probably.

Opening a Window for a young Bill Gates?

When I first moved to town, people would describe a location as what it used to be and it was a clothing store before that. Now I find myself doing the same thing. Businesses have a hard time making it in a small town

Before that is was a corral and smelled slightly better.

Nothing beats 10W30 Italian Dressing

Better than Mickey-D’s. I don’t think they ever do oil changes.

Three ways you’ve gotten oiled up. (No details please)

I had three successive jobs in the same building. First job, then the company wasn’t doing well and put the second floor up for sub-lease The company I went to needed more space so they leased that floor and I ended up working there. Then the first company died, freeing up the first floor and the startup I joined took that space.