Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 07, 2024

Whoever is writing the story of my life keeps chasing me up a tree and then throws rocks at me.

She’s gonna learn that her show was cancelled for stupid sexist reasons, isn’t she?

This is why one must never actually tell anybody what their future holds.

If the ball is lucky, this will only result in a curse causing it and all its descendants to go bald once a year.

They will really be behind the 8 ball?!

“Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.”

—Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do During an RPG

Marigold appears to be panicking out of turn, I don’t think Phoebe has had her opportunity yet and Marigold is getting impatient.

Quick! Look at the cover of the Hitchhiker’s Guide!

Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

Oh my god! Phoebe’s gonna DIE! …In 80 years!

When in danger, when in doubt, RUN IN CIRCLES, SCREAM AND SHOUT!!!!

Marigold doesn’t need to exaggerate, Phoebe must be shocked already. It looks like she threw the ball far away.

Phoebe seems to be developing panic freckles. I’m wondering if Marigold “fixed” the Magic 8 Ball™ in order to have a little fun at Phoebe’s expense.

whoa this is like a cross between hitch-hikers guide and fear and loathing… with a unicorn and a little girl

She’ll be right mate.