Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 06, 2024

The same old story—shrinkage due to cold water.

Nice rendering of a wave, Samson!

Good thing his grass skirt didn’t shrink.

Shrank, lost two strings, and got a different tuning.

Had he started with a cello, would he end up with a violin?

They come out (as ukuleles) in the wash.

TaDa!!!

gotta keep the guitar humidified…

Hawaii Horsie eh.

Ha! Horace always have alternatives to the truth! ☺️

Nice tribute to Hokusai! – Thanks, Samson!

So Horace is waving at us…?

glad to know Horace figured that out

The elements don’t like Horace’s music.

And thus their unpopularity with mackerel.

Horace is no longer hung like a horse.

And, of course, one of the strings on a Hawaiian guitar is always water-soluble. :)

Cold water can do that.

I will shrink from such suggestions.

The Hukilau SongBing Crosby

Ah, what a beautiful day to go fishin’

The old Hawaiian way

And the hukilau nets were swishin’

Down in old L’ie Bay

Oh, we’re goin’ to a hukilau

Huki-huki-huki-huki-huki-hukilau

Everybody loves the hukilau

Where the laulau is the kaukau at the hukilau

Oh, we throw our nets out into the sea

And all the ’ama’ama come a-swimmin’ to me

Oh, we’re goin’ to the hukilau

Huki-huki-huki-huki-hukilau

Oh, we’re goin’ to the hukilau

Huki-huki-huki-huki-huki-hukilau

Everybody loves the hukilau

Where the laulau is the kaukau at the great l’au

Oh, we throw our net out into the sea

And all the ’ama’ama come a-swimmin’ to me

Oh, we’re goin’ to the hukilau

Huki-huki-huki-huki-hukilau

Huki-huki-huki-huki-hukilau

Huki-huki, hu-uki-huki, hukilau