I’d like to see a dog write a letter and mail it. The hardest part will be putting the stamp on. I tried unsuccessfully to teach our dog how to run the press. He did get the run part down. ㋡
When I had a dog (over 40 years ago) he greatly preferred Chik’n Snaps over Liv’a Snaps. But just now Googling tells me that those “Alpo” snacks were recently discontinued!
What if instead of Garfield, There was a yellow, skinny, hardworking lasagna hater and nice and caring for his owner dog named Gerald. what if I get ran over by a car tomorrow.
codycab 3 months ago
The way to a dog’s heart.
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
Get a puppy!
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
Liver flavored potato chips!
The Collector 3 months ago
Still better dating advice than whatever Jon would have given you.
ʲᔆ 3 months ago
Ⅰ realize “looks aren’t everything” – but why are they dating dogs?
My First Premium Member 3 months ago
Actually, that’s terrible advice. Doggy breath is not for the faint of heart, let alone the first encounter.
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
Works for me… wait, what kind of liver?
Gent 3 months ago
How bout some cheecken instead doggie?
edmund_graham 3 months ago
I didn’t realize Odie was a dating expert
BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member 3 months ago
How would you like liver flavored lasagna Garfield?
CaveCat87 3 months ago
But it’s not even Friday yet, I would have thought that the dating stuff would have been reserved for that.
Printer 3 months ago
I’d like to see a dog write a letter and mail it. The hardest part will be putting the stamp on. I tried unsuccessfully to teach our dog how to run the press. He did get the run part down. ㋡
Mario500 3 months ago
(senses a non-vegetarian/non-vegan response in this cartoon)
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 3 months ago
So is this from a dog looking to date Odie?
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
Carry a shotgun in your car to shoot peasants on the way home from football practice.
Goat from PBS 3 months ago
Offering treats will melt any dog’s heart.
ms-ss 3 months ago
Jax Dog is so strange. He will eat almost everything except liverwurst. He hates liverwurst.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
That’s what’s I call Puppy Love right there.
anncorr339 3 months ago
Maybe give it a try
Not Nate 3 months ago
What idiot asks a dog for dating advice?
TexTech 3 months ago
Now wait a minute. I thought the really big thing was BACON. Giving bacon flavored treats should be best.
EMGULS79 3 months ago
When I had a dog (over 40 years ago) he greatly preferred Chik’n Snaps over Liv’a Snaps. But just now Googling tells me that those “Alpo” snacks were recently discontinued!
Smeagol 3 months ago
For small dogs I give baby carrots, boiled baby carrots.
Alvin & The Chipmunks 3 months ago
What if instead of Garfield, There was a yellow, skinny, hardworking lasagna hater and nice and caring for his owner dog named Gerald. what if I get ran over by a car tomorrow.
ajakimber425 3 months ago
Actually, that’s if you never want to see them, again!
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
Was that even a letter from a dog, fellas?