Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 07, 2024

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    cupertino jay  3 months ago

    huh?

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    TStyle78  3 months ago

    He figured out how to beat the lie detector machine.

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    cdward  3 months ago

    If I remember correctly, lie detector machines are mostly useless in detecting lies.

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    He has crossed the wires, giving the opposite result, genius!

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    If you can convince yourself you’re not lying, it would work.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Betcha he didn’t.

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    gluetrap  3 months ago

    Yeah. That’ll work until his pants burst into flames.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Hmm politician in his future?

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Eddie, do you hope to die?

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    (don’t forget to say “an’ hope to die”)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    He’s just sitting there, lying there.

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    No, really! Don’t you believe me? It all started with “My dog ate my homework.”

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    Essentially, a classic “lie detector” can just show whether the person it’s hooked up to is nervous. If there’s a variation in the detected “nervousness” that appears to correlate with questions being asked, then it was assumed that “nervous” meant “guilt”.

    In some cases, that might actually be true, but there are many individuals who can lie without feeling “guilty” or “nervous”. So one thing such a “detector” can be “wrong” about is indicating that someone is “not lying”. And simply believing that it doesn’t work may be enough to stop the body from indicating “worry”, and thus prevent it from “working”. But it’s also possible that a person can become “nervous” due to the simple fact of being hooked up to such a machine.

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    samadartson  3 months ago

    Does a polygraph work on a parrot?

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