Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    And we still use it!

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    TexTech  4 months ago

    I knew it had to be something like this but it was still shocking to see a railroad tanker labeled High Fructose Corn Syrup. It’s a wonder to me they don’t have pipelines to move that stuff since it is used in so many things.

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    My wife always asks for Mexican Coke when I’m at the store!

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    joe piglet Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rats, this reminded me I was going to make waffles this morning. Instead, I had the same old same old. But I was going to use Maple syrup . Sometime, corn syrup.

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    wongo  4 months ago

    “Floorp”? Seriously?

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    It makes you fat! And it’s still really good…

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    Gent  4 months ago

    So you is puts on so much of weights so easily before Weenter? How much for the potion and where do me contacting Wiz?

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    baskate_2000  4 months ago

    Oops (but yummy)!

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member 4 months ago

    PepsiCo still makes Pepsi with real sugar, they’ve renamed it Soda Shop. But they stopped making Mountain Dew with real sugar. I’ve been going through withdrawal, not because of the lacking the real Dew, but because I dread the corn syrup sodas. I’m going back to lemonade, put 2 cups lemon juice and 2 cups sugar in a 1 gallon pitcher, fill with water to 1 gallon, makes 1 gallon.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Not good.

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    KC135E/R BOOMER  4 months ago

    Horrible stuff.

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    waltermatera  4 months ago

    SOME of you use it! I read labels so I won’t consume any.

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    eced52  4 months ago

    So Wiz is the cause of our weight gain. Good, someone else to blame.

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    brick10  4 months ago

    That’s high fructose corn syrup not plain old corn syrup.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    Nixon’s fault (look it up)

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    monya_43  4 months ago

    I like how his clothing also increased in size.

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    Caeruleancentaur  4 months ago

    According to the Wikipedia article on HFCS, it poses no problem in the diet. There’s always new research, but the individual should make his own decision and not be intimidated by those who make statements without the facts to support them.

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    Caeruleancentaur  4 months ago

    According to the Wikipedia article on HFCS, it poses no problem in the diet. There’s always new research, but the individual should make his own decision and not be intimidated by those who make statements without the facts to support them.

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    They always said it was bad for you!!!!

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    Robert C. Premium Member 3 months ago

    Fooled ME – I thought he was pulling a “POPEYE” (Spinach Juice – yeah, I’m OLD !)

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    will.pittenger1  3 months ago

    Specifically, high fructose corn syrup.

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    richardjohnsonvp  3 months ago

    A potion that turns you into Ziggy, apparently.

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    Better hit the treadmill, bud.

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