Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 20, 2024

We need to see her hips to be sure

But is she a Mrs. Hippie Queen?

How groovy is that?

Missouri loves company.

Before they married she was Miss Taken.

M-I-crooked letter. . . .

The return of the hippies!

We know where they live.

… and what did Delaware to the football game? … a New Jersey!

(WOW! I can feel the kids in fourth grade shootin’ spitballs at me, all over again!)

Here in Ontario, Mississauga is often in the news. But we never hear about Mr. Sauga!

M-I-S-T-E-R I-P-P-I and M-I-S-S-I-S-S I-P-P-I

yippee!

She changed her marital state.

some puns should be of restricted usage . I have now an overdose , and a BIG headache

You’re baking brownies? Far out, Dave.

Now they can do the “Hippie Hippie Shake” at the reception.

A great State of the art today …!

puns like this leave me in Missoury!

Wide and muddy

funny… reminds me of a girl in elementary school who used to walk around all the time telling everyone “I know how to spell mississippi”, and then spell it out for ya… I’m guessing she’s a card carrying member of Mensa now… (an’ probly makes sure everyone knows it… lol!)

Guess where they spent their honeymoon?

Haven’t seen a hippie since I graduated UW-Madison in ’67.

If you’re nostalgic for the 60’s, do you miss-a-hippie?

Idaho, Alaska !

Just an old hippy going on an old trippy.

For polygamists there may be 2, 3, and 4 Mrs. Hippi