Close to Home by John McPherson for September 19, 2024

“Swords, Alex!”

Women are always paid less is the rule.

And he’ll wager it all in Final Jeopardy.

more likely he’s some kind of savant

Somewhere out there, Patrick Pearce is feeling targeted. His Jeopardy historical low was -$7,400 in 2021.

And I’m very Happy about that, Doc!

It would be interesting if those that finished in the negative had to pay what they lost.

Dopey can’t talk, of course.

I’m guessing Dopey is gonna be washing dishes in the studio cafeteria.

Another funny record would be if her score had been $3900, i.e. a solved problem.

But, he really had fun clicking that button!

Bleeb, you should be at the other end!

“Patrick Pearce’s score of -$7,400 is the lowest score ever recorded on Jeopardy!.”

You’re deep in debt, cough up Dopey!

Just because his name is Dopey, doesn’t mean he’s a dope….er. Yes it does! LOL

Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond): "It looks like this is my lucky day! I’ll take “The Rapists” for $200."

Alex Trebek (Will Ferrell) : "That’s “therapists”, not “the rapists”.

next you will see sneezy in a claratin commercial

No way. There were much lower scores on SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy.

Did you get a perm Ken? :)

At first he was Grumpy, then he was Bashful.

I’ll take sleeping women surrounded by sex-starved midgets for $2,000 Alex!

But even he won’t pull a Claven.

He didn’t do much better when he came up with the idea for a live-action Snow White movie.

Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It’s off to the poor house we go!

Those Daily Doubles can kill you!

Annnd he’s happy about it