Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 07, 2024

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    UltraLameFest2  4 months ago

    It’s good to be happy with who you are.…as long as you’re not a jerk.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  4 months ago

    Three peanuts in the shell and plenty of Frank’s weiners smooth and whifa Jef® jefa popcorn with crunchy.

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    Howard'sMyHero  4 months ago

    He needs a bedding rollover …!

    ( Beethoven )

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

    He should aspire to including jelly in his perfect future.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ti and Do were the Founding Lights of the Heaven’s Gate group.

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    lemonbaskt  4 months ago

    peter pan jif or skippy maybe great value

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Say your prayers and count your blessings. Frog provides.

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    coltish1.  4 months ago

    Thoughts that keep us from our sleep.

    (With a hat tip to Nicole Hollander, creator of “Sylvia.”)

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    coltish1.  4 months ago

    And let’s all break into song on the set of “Spamalot”: a-one and a-two: “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.”

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 4 months ago

    Maybe 2 sources of protein if there’s any in that nutshell.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 4 months ago

    …Ooooh…

    he’s talking about the peanut butter sandwich!…

    …never mind…

    …from the unauthorized sequel to Peanuts, called, ‘CHUCK’ …passive AI and readers write-ins…

    …Peppermint Patty & Chuck hook up and not regret it…

    …what did she call it?…

    …the goof that proved the rule…

    …“with benefits,” Chuck smiled…

    …“With benefits,” she smiled/fit bumped…

    …3 weeks later…

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    A joint and a beer and then, unlax, okay??

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 4 months ago

    Check out Frog Blog… if you dare. (Hairless Guinea Pigs)

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    We may have already accomplished our individual reason for existence. Frustrating.

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    Rolf Rykken Premium Member 4 months ago

    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) Again,so are so amazing! : )

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    Howard'sMyHero  4 months ago

    Blog takeover …‼️

    ( better than nuttin’ )

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    charles9156  4 months ago

    i’d swap out those bed linens

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  4 months ago

    Readers Digest…

    Three tasty tacos and still hungry.

    Read Frog Applause® and hairy peanut butter snack sticks like comb over and Snoopy Dog on his doghouse.

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    artjohn42  4 months ago

    Wow, that hit close to home!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Hold your hot water bottle.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    …..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    If you don’t have productive follicles, you need less protein!

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …is hairless different than bald?…

    …is he into grooming?…

    …is not having hair …

    … better than a comb-over?…

    …is it crunchy peanut butter?…

    …but he is more likely unable to sleep because he can’t figure out how to fix the lawnmower…

    …or worrying about whether The Guardians will make the playoffs…

    …the hot water heater is 17 years old…

    …it’s gonna blow sooner than later…

    …sure the toilet is running…

    …but if you wiggle the handle it stops…

    …but it costs less than twenty bucks to easy fix…

    …but the water bill ain’t that high…

    …ugh!…

    …there it goes again…

    …15 minutes…

    …an hour tops…

    …but I don’t wantta…

    …see…

    …off already….

    …how come the internet gives me a thousand ads for compression socks….

    ..when I just think about them…

    …but not any nude picture’s of my old girlfriends…

    …eventough I talk out loud about it…

    …ugh…

    …the AI is useless…

    …nothing but ads…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    Comb over Beethoven. Comb over Beethoven. Comb over Beethoven, and fold the peanut butter blues.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Thinking of you “T” …!

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    davidob  3 months ago

    As the ump said, “Play ball”.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    ….

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Crackers in bed, naa.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Lights out, Bro! Pleasant Dreams, eh?

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    … navel, navel, navel ….

    ( innies AND outies )

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    So . . . the GC site is malfunctioning. It shows THREE comics updated in my “comics I follow” page. While the email shows FORTY-FIVE comics updated today. But those updates aren’t available on the web site, just in the email. So, they ARE on the server, but the pages haven’t updated. Web pages really ARE Rube Goldberg machines.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Taco Meat

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    ❤️❤️❤️

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