Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 17, 2024

and they are MANY

Also, many relatives you never knew you had.

Ain’t it funny a fool and his money always find those real good friends!

I will be spending the day in Shrewsbury today. Some of you may know Shrewsbury as the historic fiction setting for the Brother Cadfael mysteries. I will let you know about my day out when I speak to you tomorrow.

Hurry, Andy!! Dive into the canal!!

You could collect all the money Andy has owed others during his life and you still would not have enough to balance Britain’s budget.

So does winning the lottery or a not very bright pro football player signing a multi multi million dollar contract.

You’ll never get away, so you might as well stop running!

Any bookie that loses to Andy ought to be proper ashamed of himself!

Some fools contributed to Andy’s winnings and he’ll carry on the tradition by losing it to some fools in the near future.

There must be someone who doesn’t have an IOU from Andy.

Andy owes money to a lot of fools, starting with his wife.

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

The full text of Proverbs 19:4 (RSV2) is, “Wealth brings many new friends, but a poor man is deserted by his friend.” So Andy selflessly keeps his money to maintain a treasured friendship, and look at the thanks he gets!

The Vicar stands in the middle of Andy’s world….

Better not let Jack see that.

So, Andy’s old friend has a disease called “ious.” And I guess Andy is running away because it’s contagious. You’d better skedaddle too, vicar. You don’t want to catch ious.

With a friend like Andy, who needs enemies?

Leave it to Andy.

Leave it to Andy

Only one?