That’s a big snorkel.
He went low.
If you listen to him play, it’s guaranteed to take your breath away.
Another ill-conceived attempt to communicate with whales goes awry.
He never resurfaced? … That’s tubad.
He Ooooom paed paed, one too many times…
All his hopes and aspirations were sunk with his desperation for submersible respiration.
That tuba is a sousaphone. It was created for and named after John Philip Sousa to be used in a marching band.
Sousaphones were not designed for diving.
Those tubes were made for marching and that’s just what they’ll do …
That’s a sousaphone, not a tuba.
Brass tends to be heavier than water.
He had aspirations to start an Orca-stra.
Plans are underway to test
T.U.B.A., the Testicular Underwater Breeding Apparatus.
It is hoped to be used for artificial insemination of sperm whales off the coasts of Norway and New Zealand.
tuba diving takes brass…
The reason for Gary’s death is right there in the name: T.U.B.A.
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago
That’s a big snorkel.
cdward 2 months ago
He went low.
phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago
If you listen to him play, it’s guaranteed to take your breath away.
thebashfulone 2 months ago
Another ill-conceived attempt to communicate with whales goes awry.
Doug K 2 months ago
He never resurfaced? … That’s tubad.
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
He Ooooom paed paed, one too many times…
Linguist 2 months ago
All his hopes and aspirations were sunk with his desperation for submersible respiration.
Doug K 2 months ago
That tuba is a sousaphone. It was created for and named after John Philip Sousa to be used in a marching band.
Sousaphones were not designed for diving.
Those tubes were made for marching and that’s just what they’ll do …
Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago
That’s a sousaphone, not a tuba.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago
Brass tends to be heavier than water.
Buoy 2 months ago
He had aspirations to start an Orca-stra.
Doug K 2 months ago
Plans are underway to test
T.U.B.A., the Testicular Underwater Breeding Apparatus.
It is hoped to be used for artificial insemination of sperm whales off the coasts of Norway and New Zealand.
gopher gofer 2 months ago
tuba diving takes brass…
Ed The Red Premium Member 2 months ago
The reason for Gary’s death is right there in the name: T.U.B.A.
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.