Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 25, 2024

IF, Agnes – which is a probability that will never occur

We just want to make it perfectly clear.

So wait, is she supposed to be dressed like a colon?

Apologies, Dyspepsia Girl! Lol!

She needs to learn her weapons better. A good bout of explosive diarrhea would be far more effective against THAT kind of evil !!

His crippling constipation is you, Agnes.

She has always been Dyspepsia Girl to her pal, the Principal…

Nasty, Agnes. Nasty.

And a pop quiz means a little Crohn’s Disease for you!

This is one superhero I don’t see joining the X-Men

I must admit that Agnes is very brave to wear some of her outfits and very lucky Trout is still her friend…..I think.

I suspect he gets crippling gut cramps every time he checks in on you.

Aaaaahhhh the beauty of alliteration, “crippling constipation”. Well done Tony!

With apologies to Jim Croce, ‘You Don’t Mess Around with Jim’

… You don’t tug on Superman’s cape

You don’t spit into the wind

You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger

And you don’t mess around with Dyspepsia Girl

With great power comes great responsibility. Usually, with great power comes great abuse of power.

i hope that agnes didn’t fish that outfit out of the dumpster…