Today you can achieve anything, no matter what your girlfriend says!
I think he was my waiter last night.
Best place.
Lucky for who?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not like his screaming passengers.
Use Otto Pilot….
dong quality control at the Serta factory!
overachiever…
I often wonder, myself, Horace…what if you WERE a pilot or better yet, an air traffic controller? GASP!
And the rest is history.
A well-timed lunch nap eliminates those embarrassing “face-plants” during afternoon meetings.
It said you could today—you won’t be able to do that tomorrow (if you don’t have a job).
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce 5 months ago
Today you can achieve anything, no matter what your girlfriend says!
eromlig 5 months ago
I think he was my waiter last night.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 5 months ago
Best place.
Dobie Premium Member 5 months ago
Lucky for who?
WaitingMan 5 months ago
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not like his screaming passengers.
markkahler52 5 months ago
Use Otto Pilot….
InTraining Premium Member 5 months ago
dong quality control at the Serta factory!
pat sandy creator 5 months ago
overachiever…
Zebrastripes 5 months ago
I often wonder, myself, Horace…what if you WERE a pilot or better yet, an air traffic controller? GASP!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
And the rest is history.
mistercatworks 5 months ago
A well-timed lunch nap eliminates those embarrassing “face-plants” during afternoon meetings.
JH&Cats 5 months ago
It said you could today—you won’t be able to do that tomorrow (if you don’t have a job).