FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 22, 2024

He heard every word.

Makes me shudder just thinking about it.

Better make it multiple pizzas with Peter around.

Order one with extra tofu!

She makes a convincing argument…

…for pizza.

Roger is more clever than we thought. He’s got that if she’s not taken the hint after all those years, there is no point really trying. Besides, what’s with Andy and Eggplants?

You eat the tofu and eggplant, Andy. Everyone else is having pizza.

Who the heck has a picture of a squash on their wall ?

She used to be a prison cook till she was fired for horrendous punishment.

One of these days she will actually get a clue. Nah. Vegans/Vegetarians never get a clue. NVM.

Every word! Take the hint!

That must be some really bad food if he is ordering from Dominos.

Don’t worry, hon. We’ll get a little tofu and eggplant pizza just for you.

We have several locally owned and operated pizzerias in my area, and I always favor them over chain stores.

yes and that’s your hint.

He heard, Andy, and chose the lesser of two evils.

Tofu AND Eggplant?

My cup runneth over…

Make an appointment for hazmat crew to take the whole refrigerator…again. No sense trying to clean it after that has been stored inside.

That stew looks like something that should come out of your body, not go in it

Of course he heard. Did you?

“Dominic’s” had me at tofu.

How fast can you get those pizza delivered and order one just for Peter!

He heard it, all right. As a threat.

You bet. Do you have express delivery and triple cheese!

I have been known to do this exact same thing.

Or you could, y’know, eat it yourself.