Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 25, 2024

So when does Kevin get his flower?

Sound dyslexia is real, too.

So what magical creature is the teacher?

As W.S. Gilbert put it, “When everyone is somebody then no one’s any body.”

It’s called Semantic satiation

He’s also great at redundancy.

Here, Kevin…eat your Special K..!!

Hey, the clock store called. They want their cuckoo clock back!

That phenomenon is an example of something called “jamais vu.” It’s basically the opposite of Deja vu, except where in Deja vu, you have a feeling that something new has happened previously, in Jamais vu, familiar things seem unfamiliar. Researchers actually use the repeated word phenomenon to study what part of the brain lights up during jamais vu, since repeating a word over and over causes it pretty often in about 60% of people.

Nope. Not since that last heroin flashback.

I need a mentor who would take that unconventional approach w/ me!

The word “Joy” comes to mind.

Words muttered in a political context are meaningless

Oh that teacher is “Special” alright, totally.

“Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me.

Let the Midnight Special shine its ever-lovin’ light on me!"

As a high school teacher, I would like to see the dyslexia series put into a booklet form, either print or electronic. Many kids struggle with this, but feel they are alone or don’t want people to know. Some don’t even realize they hav a problem.

Well isn’t that special!?

By the way, Kevin is right. That’s a real phenomenon. And Mr Pritchard is putting it to the test.

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Say “moist” 10 times. By the 8th or 9th time, it’s no longer a word, just a noise.