I’m sure glad I live in Canada. The FBI has no jurisdiction here.
Don’t worry about warnings like this one. Nowadays, you can commit any crime you want and be pardoned for it, as long as enough money changes hands. You can even steal the money you need to pay for the bribe and be pardoned for that, too.
$25,000 fine or five years in prison? Totally worth it!
I don’t read the vertical strips. Did the cops show up?
See you all in five years. After reading the warning I forgot the durn comic and now you’re looking back too. We’re all going to the slammer.
So you cannot read Doug. But you can still draw Doug.
please don’t arrest me
This cartoon wasn’t very funny, but I found it arresting.
Doug’s a sell-out for accepting this roll.
August 09, 2014
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 days ago
I’m sure glad I live in Canada. The FBI has no jurisdiction here.
phritzg Premium Member 4 days ago
Don’t worry about warnings like this one. Nowadays, you can commit any crime you want and be pardoned for it, as long as enough money changes hands. You can even steal the money you need to pay for the bribe and be pardoned for that, too.
WaitingMan 4 days ago
$25,000 fine or five years in prison? Totally worth it!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 days ago
I don’t read the vertical strips. Did the cops show up?
Funny_Ha_Ha 4 days ago
See you all in five years. After reading the warning I forgot the durn comic and now you’re looking back too. We’re all going to the slammer.
Gent 4 days ago
So you cannot read Doug. But you can still draw Doug.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 4 days ago
please don’t arrest me
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 3 days ago
This cartoon wasn’t very funny, but I found it arresting.
stev0 3 days ago
Doug’s a sell-out for accepting this roll.