Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 26, 2024

You should get a G … oh, never mind.

When your GPS doesn’t work…

the turn-by-turn directions are in Alanis Morissette’s voice

“take a ri-yee-aye-t at the next intersection⠄⠄⠄”

That’s because it’s just a satellite store.

Don’t get it recalculating too often or you’ll never geet there.

shnort…

Isn’t GPS run by the US military?

Just follow the unique ether signals. Stuff like that. Not to be too techy on ya. er,

Soo—if his GPS is broken then the store would be hard to find because his GPS is broken.

Life lesson: don’t take GPS away from a GenZ’er. They have no clue how to read a map.

You’ve reached Gilbert Public School.

His GPS isn’t working! DUH!

I used to work for a GPS company. One day, we ordered pizza for a lunch meeting. It was over an hour late. They said the driver had trouble finding the address. I said; “Gee, if only there was some sort of technology to help locate addresses on a map.”

I’ve noticed that my GPS, if there are multiple route choices, will always pick a deeply rutted and narrow dirt road. All in the name of saving a quarter mile of travel.

Well, I guess so, if your GPS is broken!

at least he didn’t get sent into a lake or off a cliff…

They live by the real estate mantra: " Location! Location! Location!"

GPS is a group of satellites which has no idea where you are or where you’re going. The devices that use GPS (to determine their current location) are navigation systems.

Thus, why he’s there.

Sir, you’ve come to the right place!

Had to pull out my garmin and it was lost.

This is typical of all phone stores.