Strange Brew by John Deering for September 23, 2024

“Land grabs” a specialty.

Can’t WAIT for their …. “Garage” sale!!!

/SHMIRK\

Thus: The power of governmental Eminent Domain.

My international friends were often amused at the yard, garage, lawn etc. names for selling our excess junk.

Bound to happen with so many states legalizing grass.

Mother in law had a yard sale one time and someone came up to her with a wastebasket asking how much it was. Turns out it was the wastebasket she was using for litter beside where she was checking people out. Still had the litter in it, too. LOL!

With the cost of sod and fencing, looks like a good deal.

Did you really mean to sell the whole yard?

Eight of his neighbors joined in, so they took the whole nine yards.

The Lawn Ranger gallops into the yard, too late.

Good thing he didn’t throw a house party too.

They take your home and then they tax whatever they happened to give you for the property as income. lose-lose.

The perfect time to go fully metric.

“um, excuse me… I believe you’re sitting in the chair I just bought??”

No more mowing necessary!