Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for October 05, 2024

I used to look in the mirror and think that “I don’t look so bad”, then I got some help, but then I did not like what I saw. Now fortunately, I have found even better help, so I see the person who really is reflected, and I am willing to accept that person, flaws and all; but I am also working on making changes.

Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?

Because he thought he was very apPEELing

In light of current events, I’ve been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.

I need to be kinder.

What did the lion do when it saw a reflection of itself?

It mir-roared

When feeling existential, one should look at a mirror for reflection.

Mirrors don’t lie, or do they?

One morning I looked in the mirror and saw my bed head, to which I said “Cock-a-doodle-do” (^.^)

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I looked into the mirror — and what did I see?

Mirrors do not lie, unless you’re looking at one in the fun house.

My bathroom mirror is defective. I see depictions of nice reflections on TV all the time but mine just shows me an old man.

I found ranting at the mirror to be an exercise in futility.

Sometime in the late 1990’s I hit a low point and had my one and only mirror rant. I never did that again because I always recall how insane I looked.

Everybody need a mirror rant, do we?

Me, I’m like, AUGH?! WHO IS THA… oh, that’s me?

Mirror rants don’t work.

Stay true to yourself Rose. Skip the filters and let the world see you for who you are!

I look in the mirror as little as possible, when I do look I see someone who looks 20 years older than I actually am and someone that truly hates the way she looks.

When I was very young I was tall and fat. Then I stopped growing – now I am short and fat – and old.