In 1971 the Pizza Huts I worked at had Ford Econoline vans with Propane ovens in the back to keep the pizzas nice and hot. The ovens were equipped with chimneys sticking out the roofs of the vans so the drivers didn’t get asphyxiated.
I almost bought a DeLorean when they came out, I opted for a Corvette. I think I made a better choice. EXCEPT Corvettes are addictive…had them ever since, fraid this is my last one
OK, for ~ A Common ’tator ~ about a truck driver. Maybe it was Doyle Archer, and maybe it wasn’t. Just believe whatever you want. It won’t be here long anyway!
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A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.
One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn’t say a word as he paid the waitress and left.
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”
“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles.”
I was watching an old Adam-12 and they had an odor problem in the patrol car. The mechanic use Gasoline to try to solve it!!! REALLY!! Thankfully neither cop smoked!!
I did my Doody ! 10 days ago
So, the DeLorean being on fire makes it a better time machine ?
Charlie Fogwhistle 10 days ago
In 1971 the Pizza Huts I worked at had Ford Econoline vans with Propane ovens in the back to keep the pizzas nice and hot. The ovens were equipped with chimneys sticking out the roofs of the vans so the drivers didn’t get asphyxiated.
The dude from FL Premium Member 10 days ago
I almost bought a DeLorean when they came out, I opted for a Corvette. I think I made a better choice. EXCEPT Corvettes are addictive…had them ever since, fraid this is my last one
The Duke 10 days ago
Sounds like Doyle needs a better retirement plan.
comixbomix 10 days ago
‘Do what you love and you’ll never “work” a day in your life’…but you’ll still die doing it.
Pickled Pete 10 days ago
October 27, 1917: On this day 20,000 women march in a suffrage parade in New York, USA
jjoddfellow 10 days ago
Do a job you love. As long he is up to it. The job you hate you retire at 62.
Bilan 10 days ago
Did the DeLorean owners douse their cars whenever they gassed up?
Doyle is still driving trucks, but he has a helluva time parking in the handicap space.
VictoryRider 10 days ago
Conversely, you could use mom spit to clean it. That stuff will clean anything.
RLG Premium Member 10 days ago
So, what’s the difference between average top speed and maximum top speed?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 days ago
Burn Ward fodder.
joe piglet Premium Member 10 days ago
My dad had the pleasure of giving DeLorean a presentation. He designed breaking components for cars.
news 10 days ago
Use gasoline to clean a stainless steel vehicle body? Somebody tell Musk! Plus, oh! the irony!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 days ago
The Bells just couldn’t squeeze that other 1.53 MPH out of the drone. Too bad, 300 MPH would have really been something.
Pickled Pete 10 days ago
OK, for ~ A Common ’tator ~ about a truck driver. Maybe it was Doyle Archer, and maybe it wasn’t. Just believe whatever you want. It won’t be here long anyway!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.
One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn’t say a word as he paid the waitress and left.
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”
“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles.”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 10 days ago
I was watching an old Adam-12 and they had an odor problem in the patrol car. The mechanic use Gasoline to try to solve it!!! REALLY!! Thankfully neither cop smoked!!
cdnalor 10 days ago
Before the invention of the automobile, gasoline was used as a cleaning agent to remove grease and tar. Probably not a good idea if you’re a smoker.
stamps 10 days ago
“Average top speed”? That doesn’t make sense.
mindjob 10 days ago
I wonder who they are going to sell that drone to. Maybe Russia or Ukraine
jmcenanly 10 days ago
I’d like to see how they clean the SpaceX Starships between flights.
Satan Is Happy With Your Progress 9 days ago
git!! Take it to Facebook!