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The law, true storyâŠI am having a problem and wanted to talk to a cop, I was on my way to gym today and a cop came from the opposite directionâŠI did an illegal Uturn and chased the copâŠwe started out doing 60 mph in 50 mph zone, we got up to over 75 mph in a 40 mph zone with my headlights flashing. I was on his bumperâŠâŠâŠI quit the chase and called themâŠtheyâll get back to me
Cops pensions are ridiculous, work for 20 years and retire in your mid 40s with your pension the rest of your life and when you die, the wife collects till her death..The tax payers pay Cops should work like every one else, after their 20 years, yes a 45 yr old can not do what a 25 yr old can so give them a desk job or traffic control or school patrol for the next 20 years and when they retire wish them well and let them go out on social security. Cops also in their last three years get to receive all of the overtime they want because their pensions are based on the average of those last three years.. Wake up America we have been used enough!
Yakety Sax 4 months ago
That answered thatâŠâŠ
ronaldspence 4 months ago
nothing to at but âclumpâ just keep on walking
seanfear 4 months ago
Amen
snsurone76 4 months ago
Lâshanah tovah and Shabbat Tshuvah shalom to my fellow Jewish Cappers. Let us pray that scenes like the one in this strip do NOT occur IRL!
Panufo 4 months ago
Somewhere in that cloud (I expect Mort Walker had a name for such a representational device) is Andy without his cap.
snsurone76 4 months ago
Alanâs âretirementâ will be much sooner he he doesnât call for backup and hauls those two off to jail (gaol)!!
The dude from FL Premium Member 4 months ago
The law, true storyâŠI am having a problem and wanted to talk to a cop, I was on my way to gym today and a cop came from the opposite directionâŠI did an illegal Uturn and chased the copâŠwe started out doing 60 mph in 50 mph zone, we got up to over 75 mph in a 40 mph zone with my headlights flashing. I was on his bumperâŠâŠâŠI quit the chase and called themâŠtheyâll get back to me
DorothyGlenn Premium Member 4 months ago
Andy at least tipped his hat.
baraktorvan 4 months ago
You have a baton copper, use it
Imagine 4 months ago
He already knew the answer when he made his statement.
Jml58 4 months ago
Roll them down to the canal and push them in.
constantine48 4 months ago
UK police arenât very deserving of respect these days. (Same in my country, too.)
markkahler52 4 months ago
No respect at all⊠got it? Get it? GOOD!!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 months ago
Poor ole Biff. Both he and Clump have been upstaged by Bonk the Bouncer.
baskate_2000 4 months ago
This bobby is nice â most cops in the US are bullies.
b.john71 4 months ago
Modern policing, âjust walk on byâ,nothing to see here!
smoore47 4 months ago
Let them have at it, Alan. They both deserve it.
That Wichita Guy! 4 months ago
âClump?â Is i so humid that clothing is beginning to cling unduly?
ladykat Premium Member 4 months ago
Nope, no respect for the law.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
In answer biffâŠclumpâŠbonkâŠ
cuzinron47 4 months ago
Whatâs the problem, they are punishing themselves.
cuzinron47 4 months ago
Let me guess, the fight is because the guy wouldnât buy him a beer, or he demanded Andy pay back a loan.
Godfreydaniel 4 months ago
Very solid fight cloudâcompare the classic versions. Much wispier.
andersjg Premium Member 4 months ago
Maybe he should consider early retirement.
TheWildSow 4 months ago
Weâve never seen Andy without his cap, but weâve occasionally seen Andyâs cap without Andy!
teachteed23 4 months ago
I coulda sworn that âbonkâ came before âclump.â
mckeonfuneralhomebx 4 months ago
Cops pensions are ridiculous, work for 20 years and retire in your mid 40s with your pension the rest of your life and when you die, the wife collects till her death..The tax payers pay Cops should work like every one else, after their 20 years, yes a 45 yr old can not do what a 25 yr old can so give them a desk job or traffic control or school patrol for the next 20 years and when they retire wish them well and let them go out on social security. Cops also in their last three years get to receive all of the overtime they want because their pensions are based on the average of those last three years.. Wake up America we have been used enough!
tad1 4 months ago
Classic fight cloud.
Dragoncat 4 months ago
Now, what made him think, even for a fraction of a second, that that would work?
anncorr339 4 months ago
Bet the bobby canât wait to retire and not have to deal with Andy every day
bobwigg761 4 months ago
What happens in the fight cloud, stays in the fight cloud!