Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 30, 2024

Their family dynamic is "clog"ged up.

Then why is the cat looking guilty?

you must’ve thrown them to China then, sir! shrug

The lazy darn dog also seems to have gotten hold of your credit card number.

Uber Eats will deliver just about anything these days.

At least this way, they’re not chewed up.

Something about the pot and the kettle?

They are rather fetching.

Don’t wiggle your toes. The cat’s looking for any reason to pounce.

Doggie not even home. Looking like pussycat the lazy one.

Not so smart probably got the slipper size wrong.

Maybe it’ll sink in later, but he’s got a lot more to be concerned about than just that the dog is lazy.

And they are pre-chewed.

Kitty’s disgust is palpable.